Put your questionable decisions on record.

Tell us what happened and make your defense. Public case files stay anonymous. Create an account to keep your submitted cases and saved defenses together in a private docket.

Bring a case See how it works

Guest submissions need no account or email. Sign in first to add a case to your private history.

Fictional sample

FORMAT PREVIEW

A decision, followed by its defense

“I hired a rooster as my alarm clock and trained it to yell “Objection!” at sunrise.”

The defense

“In my defense, Your Honor, it was the only attorney who’d work for birdseed.”

A fictional format sample. Automated verdicts appear when available.

Saved anonymouslySample

Fictional example · no real case or person

01 · Tell us what happened02 · Make your defense03 · Save anonymously

The proceedings

A questionable call gets its day in court.

Clowncil gives your questionable moment a place to be recorded, with your side of the story attached. The intake is deliberately simple and stays on this site.

State the decision

Share the call you’re still trying to justify. You can submit without an account and without entering an email address.

Make your defense

Add the reasoning, context, or last-minute excuse that belongs with the decision.

Get an on-site case file

Open the saved case page. An account also keeps your cases and defenses together in a private dashboard.

Public in the right way

Anonymous in public. Yours in private.

Browse other people’s case files, visit the daily trial, and see this week’s Biggest Boob ranking. Public pages show the case and its ruling without account names or submitter details. Sign in to keep your own cases and saved defenses private.

Find a case

Browse anonymous case files and open their saved outcomes.

Daily trial

See a case filed during the current UTC day.

Private docket

Create an account to revisit your cases and saved defenses.

Browse cases See today’s trial Open the weekly leaderboard Create a member account Member sign in